Wife and husband sex shopping joke
I promised that I would by my wife a Jaguar for her birthday this year. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout. The first golfer said he sent his wife a dozen red roses and made a gourmet dinner for two. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! Sitting all around it were her parents and all the other people she had loved who had died before her. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
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Husband Wife Jokes
She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. They plopped down, basking in the sun. A man left work one Friday afternoon. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! Q: Why did God give men penises? Tell me exactly what happened. A colleague notices his distress and the husband blurts out the whole story.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. Wife: What about Rest? A: A Terrorwrist Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers? What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Q: What's the best way to force your husband to do sit ups? About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. Would that be satisfactory? She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.